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This was the comic that appeared on Thursday , July 1 , 2010.
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What does BTANP stand for? Short answer: "but they are not Predators" Or in Micheal Bay speak: “Ba-damn! These ain't no Predators!!” then something would explode and a boob would fly out of the explosion, jiggling as it flies through the air as Lincoln Park would then start to rock out.
In truth...
I just like saying "btanp" so fuck it. It doesn't have to mean anything. (it sounds like someone spitting into metal spitoon. Bee-tan-pth) So it's the name of this alien species. I mean these vulvas with teeth (Vagina dentina) don't havet human vocal cords, so I doubt they'd be calling themselves something that translates well to English.
So everything you read in this comic is adapted to American Language and culture even though I'm pretty sure Predators Btanpths don't sit around watching The Soup or Dancing with the Stars.
So there. Enjoy the comic.
[vision impaired script]
Setting: The inside of a nightclub. Lights are low. Translator: Translator activated:
Gobeck enters in the foreground.
Gobeck: “Moosebunnypoopynose- as soon as I could.”
Translator: Translation and cultural adaptions complete.
Gobeck approaches two clubbers making hot masked kissyface.
Gobeck: Hey, have you seen Bohrah?
Random Guy points across the club to something off panel. Masked woman vanishes
Gobeck: Did he polish himself??
Random Guy: Fershizzle He's mad pimping to the EXTREME! Hollah!!.
Translator: Updating pop culture and slang interpretations...

[News]
What does BTANP stand for? Short answer: "but they are not Predators" Or in Micheal Bay speak: “Ba-daymn! These ain't no Predators!!” then something would explode and a boob would fly out of the explosion, jiggling as it flies through the air as Lincoln Park would then start to rock out.
In truth...
I just like saying "btanp". It sounds like someone spitting into metal spitoon. Bee-tan-pth! So it's the name of this alien species. I mean these vulvas with teeth (Vagina dentina) don't have human vocal cords, so I doubt they'd be calling themselves something that translates well to English.
So everything you read in this comic is adapted to American Language and culture.
Enjoy the comic.
[vision impaired script]
Setting: The inside of a nightclub. Lights are low. Translator: Translator activated:
Gobeck enters in the foreground.
Gobeck: “Moosebunnypoopynose- as soon as I could.”
Translator: Translation and cultural adaptions complete.
Gobeck approaches two clubbers making hot masked kissyface.
Gobeck: Hey, have you seen Bohrah?
Random Guy points across the club to something off panel. Masked woman vanishes
Gobeck: Did he polish himself??
Random Guy: Fershizzle He's mad pimping to the EXTREME! Hollah!!.
Translator: Updating pop culture and slang interpretations...


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