[NEWS]
Christ. I'm exhausted. So here's today's comic. I love convention season, but every year it becomes more and more clear that I'm not 19 years old anymore. I just feel like I am, but my body keeps telling me.. Dude. Just No. Have a hangover for all the fun you had...also feel SHAME because at your age getting drunk isn't cool anymore, it's just damn sad. To which I say "Shut up body! I didn't mean it and everyone did have a great time." Then my body says "have vomit!" and I can't argue anymore because I'm throwing up. So in other words, the comic is delayed because my liver has liver spots on it.
So Comic Con happened and you need to check out Topless Robot's SDCC stuff and Io9's coverage. All links open in new tabs/windows.
[vision impaired script]
Waitress: Sir. We already have our own house dancers at this club.
Gobeck:Sorry. He's had too many.
Waitress:He's about to have one more.
Waitress does not have the drinks with her
Waitress:The ladies over there pre-paid for the drinks and said that YOU aren't sterile.
Close on the creepy women all fake smiles.
Gobeck:(in horror) Tell them I'm not interested.
Waitress:I don't think they care.
