Have you seen Alien loves Predator?
Well, I hadn't, and now I'm all blushy. This comic doesn't take place on earth. Promise. It's not going to be anything like his awesome comic. Maybe only 90% as awesome.
[vision impaired script]
Hot Babe 2: Who IS this child?
Bohrah: Ladies, meet Gobeck. He's my ward. Any insult to him in an insult to me. I've been training him since his father was impaled in the mating ritual.
Hot Babe 1:: Well aren't you the lucky boy? One of the greatest warriors of all time taking you under his palm.
Hot Babe 2 growls in Gobeck's ear.
Hot Babe 2: So was your father to weak to protect you during the birthing? Did he die between your mother's teeth or under her foot?
Gobeck contains his rage as best he can.
Gobeck: Ladies. You do know that Bohrah is sterile?
Both girls vanish all ninja style
