[NEWS]
Welcome to the first issue.
This will be the first and hopefully only time I break the fourth wall with a narration box. I want to make it clear from the very first issue that these are aliens (who happen to look like Predators and live in a Very Similar Culture). References to human names and pop culture references are inserted by the translator. For example they don't have a “Monday”. Why would a bunch of Predators aliens use a Roman Calendar? They aren't. Also they aren't speaking English. It's all translated. Also it gives me the excuse to use Emotcons because I'm a sick bastard who finds it funny when some of my tougher friends will text with ^_^; . Using emotcons is something I did back when I was 16 on dial up BBS and I still sometimes (often) do it. It's so very very wrong.

I still don't have a name for the aliens. I was going to name them something silly like Putang, but then I figured it'd be more interesting to open it up to our readers with Twitter. So if you're interested in submitting a name or just want to give a shout out and have it appear here, put BTANP.COM or #btanp in your tweet and it will appear below.
[vision impaired script]
Translator: We join the party already in progress.
Gobeck: (Shouting) “I AM SHOUTING”
Translator: Sorry. Translator was off. Let's try again. Some words will be off, so we'll try to adapt. -The Management
Gobeck: Have you seen my father?
Random guy: Yeah he's over there chatting up the Ladies
Gobeck: Wait.. did he.. polish himself?
Random Guy: I've been using his back as a mirror all night.
Bohrah: So then fuck. I tell the little fucking slatskin that you don't kill human larva and he's like Shit I thought they was just stunted.
Hot Babe #1: Disssshonorible! Did you take his Claws?
Translator: Some of these swears don't translate, but he's much more colorful in his cussing than we can portray.
Bohrah: Take his fucking claws? No, that wouldn't kill him slow enough. We gave him an office job instead.
Bohrah: Talking about Slow. Where have you been boy? These ladies have been waiting all night for you to ask them to the Life Day Slaughter.

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