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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

[NEWS]
I didn't like the Ewoks:The Battle for Endor as a kid.
Maybe I have no soul.
I can't explain it, something about the blond haired girl bothered me.
Cindel was just.. all kinds of special. (Oh my god kid! Even 1985 Baby Stone was like "how dumb can you be?!" I mean Yeah if I hear some singing from the woods I would ALSO assume that it's my mother. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU KID? The kid is Lucas Smart.)
What matters is Wilford Brimley is in this movie and I think he's just damn creepy. When he told me to eat my oats, I ran into the kitchen and ate my god damn oats! We didn't have oats in the house but somehow I ate something. It might have been soap flakes. But Brimley was sated!

[vision impaired script]
Gobeck: Life day? That's a Wookie Holy Day. Bohrah. We need to talk.
Bohrah: Back in a few ladies.
Gobeck: What the hell? I thought you where going to stand against this war.
Bohrah: That's why I'm the god damn man. I'll be given the floor to discuss my attack plan and instead I'll talk about why we don't want to wage war in that galaxy far far away. Failing that. I have a top secret backup plan that just can't fail.
Bohrah: *smirks*
Gobeck: What's the backup plan?
Bohrah whispers in Gobecks's sound organ
Gobeck: that's a TERRIBLE plan! You can't Dress Ewoks as wookies.
Bohrah: Why not? No one would miss THAT species.


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